Step One: Get motivated by all the awesome pinterest pins about how awesome the rosary is. You know the ones. The ones that compare it to a nuke, a bouquet of roses for Mary, etc.
Step Two: Decide you want to pray the rosary.
Step Three: Find your rosary (see this post for the full method).
Step Four: Settle down on your couch. Decide it is too informal.
Step Five: Kneel before the crucifix in your room. Get uncomfy.
Step Six: Sit on your heels.
Step Seven: Kneel upright.
Step Eight: repeat steps 6-7 before deciding on a posture.
Step Nine: Realize you forgot what Mystery you were going to pray.
Step Ten: Check your calendar to see what day it is, and remember that you forgot what mystery corresponds with it.
Step Eleven: google it.
Step Twelve: go back to step 5-8.
Step Thirteen: Pray the apostle’s creed impeccably.
Step Fourteen: proceed to stumble over your Lord’s Prayer and Hail Mary’s because you’re busy thinking about how awesome it is that you’re praying the rosary.
Step Fifteen: restart.
Step Sixteen: Get halfway through a decade and realize you were meditatin on your shopping list.
Step Seventeen: see step fifteen.
Step Eighteen: Finally get through a decade, and end up quitting because this is too hard, and the baby is screaming.
Step Nineteen: Restart, with the baby in your hands, and your rosary wrapped around the bottle.
Step Twenty: finish, and feel blessed.